Elective
Oh, I know your type! Not satisfied with an A grade on an assignment, but instead seeking that A+. Putting in the effort for the extra credit, a perfectionist and an overachiever, always desiring to please. Takes one to know one…
Your company is more than enough, and gifts are absolutely never expected. But if you feel so inclined, this teacher does always appreciate a shiny apple on her desk.
Or a shiny sex toy. That’s pretty great too.
Wishlist:
Setting the Table:
Fresh Flowers
(I love having sustainably grown fresh blooms in my house...and then I can quite literally stop and smell the roses, and think of you when I do!)
Plants
(My cheeks are rosy, my thumb is green, and I like to keep both my curves and my plants succulent! Bring me some photosynthetic joy!)
Organic meal delivery
(Be my sous chef for the week (by proxy, anyways)! This way I can get a tasty meal, keep my figure in healthy shape for you to enjoy, enjoy the process of cooking, AND get some assistance with the planning and prep — what a deal!)
Wine
(Can you truly be a Bay Area girl without appreciating the rich nectar that our nearby sun-kissed valleys so deliciously produce? I like to support organic and/or Californian wineries when possible.)
Some of my favorite varietals are Malbec, Petite Sirah, and Pinot Noir for reds, and Pinot Grigio, Sauvignon Blanc, and Viognier for whites.
(Help me fully appreciate that yummy fermented stuff you kindly bestowed upon me for longer with the Pivot+ wine preservation system.)
Making a Colorful Statement:
Clothing
(Something you would love to see me in? Pick it yourself; I know you have good taste.)
34D or DD bra, M panty, size 6 dress and pants, size 6.5 shoe
(Or, let me choose something just right to surprise you with!)
Gift certificate to Victoria’s Secret or Macy’s
Day Purse
(481 Compact Cross Body Travel Organizer, Dancing Peacock pattern)
Tote Bag
(664 Classic Work Tote, Garden of Delights pattern)
Overnight Bag
(419 Large Studded Shopper, Premium Peacock Flower pattern)
Stimulating the Senses:
(These are toys, but they aren’t for kids. I have an entirely different kind of play in mind…)
Lelo Lyla 2
(deep rose color)
Manta Stroker
(deep sea blue color)
Bamboo Rope
(black color, 10-ft pair)
Seizing the Day:
(If you’ve been paying attention to my website at all up until now, you will have noticed that I love to learn, expand, and grow. So sometimes my favorite gifts to receive are experiences, not material things. And experiences are usually sweeter when shared! Want to join me?)
Pearl Health Spa and Sauna
(day spa)
Broadway SF
(theater performances)
Cal Performances
(theater, dance, and music performances)
California Shakespeare Theater
(theater performances)
Kink.com
(kink/sexuality classes)
VoxBody Studio
(rope bondage workshops)
Cozymeal
(cooking classes)
The Institute of Urban Homesteading
(permaculture/homesteading classes)
Touchstone Climbing
(indoor rock climbing)
Stoking the Imagination:
(The Kindle version of books is preferred. Whether I want to learn more about our world, or escape it for a little while, a good read does the trick!)
Kushiel’s Dart, by Jacqueline Carey
Becoming, by Michelle Obama
Outlander, Book 1, by Diana Gabaldon
Love and Ruin, by Paula McLain
Drawdown, by Paul Hawken
(Paperback version of this one preferred, please)
A Discovery of Witches, by Deborah Harkness
Unsheltered, by Barbara Kingsolver
A shipping address is available upon request. Or you can surprise me the next time we see each other!